headline – podictionary 525
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When I checked just now Urbandictionary didn’t even have an entry for headline. They had headliner so I’ll go with that. Before I do, the piece they have on headliner has a certain double entendre to it that I don’t think the author intended. It’s too rude for me to repeat here, but you can probably imagine it, and if not there might be a smile in it for you if you go look it up.
The fact that Urbandictionary describes a headliner as a momentous occasion in someone’s life reflects the sort of 360 degree turn that the word has taken. A headline is that large font at the top of the newspaper front page. Important stories make headlines. Ergo if it is a headline it must be important.
The word headline is a compound word. The head part just means it’s on top. The line in this case means it’s a line of text. But the first citation for the word headline was for a class of rope that was used up on top of the mast in a ship’s rigging. That’s from 1626.
Fifty years later headline appeared related to printing, but it still didn’t refer to what we would call a headline. In this case it was a sort of dividing line across the page along the top. It wasn’t until 1890 that we see a citation for newspaper headlines that we’d recognize today. This was after it had already been cited as a word referring to a line on the palm of your hand that was supposed to somehow relate to your intellect and so was called the headline.
But a newspaper headline is first described as such by one Charles Dilke. He was a British noble and visiting America made remark on the boldness of New York headlines. He was subject to a few headlines himself. At one point he was touted as the next Prime Minister, but a young woman who wanted a divorce from her husband claimed that Dilke and she had been lovers and his political aspirations went down the toilet.
It seems that the accusations weren’t true and naturally Dilke objected to this tawdry dragging of his name through the mud. In order to clear his name and restore his reputation he took her to court. Problem was, that although he didn’t seem to have had an affair with her, he had in fact been carrying on an affair with her mother for a good long time so the name clearing effort was all for naught.
Since old Charles Dilke’s time the word headline has changed again. Now you can get radio and television headlines, media that don’t even use print. The metaphor is of course that the art of the headline is to condense the nugget of an entire story into just a few words, enticing the reader or listener to want more.
There are of course funny headlines too, although I’m never sure about their authenticity because I can’t seem to find actual citations. Here are a few:
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
Prostitutes appeal to Pope
Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say



